Well, for once Harry and I agree on something — we both like to keep our claws in good shape. But while he likes to do it lying down on one of the cat scratcher beds, I prefer the Bergan Turbo Scratcher. And not just because it’s the most popular, although I do like being au courant. I like it because it has the added appeal of physical activity. It’s so important to stay fit.

So I found this page that tells about Bergan’s cat turbo scratcher. It just makes me want to drag my person out to get one. But as I read on down the page, I saw that Bergan makes other cat products, too. And just look at the Turbo Track cat toy. Why, I could get such a good workout chasing that ball around the track, and I’d have so much fun doing it I’d never realize I was breaking a sweat.

But what I’m really hoping my person will see (I’m leaving this on the computer monitor for her) is the Cosmic Catnip. Oh, I’ve heard about that stuff. It’s the best! My mouth waters just thinking about it. Now don’t jump to conclusions. I’m just a recreational user. I can handle it. I just figure if you’re going to use it, you might as well get the premium stuff.