Harry & Lloyd's Cat Emporium

I guess if you’re going to just lounge around, a cat scratcher bed is the best place to do it. At least there’s the option of scratching and stretching if the notion strikes. But for active cats, a much better choice is Bergan’s Cat Turbo Scratcher.

The cat Turbo Scratcher is more than just a scratching pad. That’s good in itself, but this cat toy adds an irresistible ball running around a track. Cats just can’t get enough of chasing the ball as it zips ’round and ’round. The center scratcher pad lasts a long time, but replacements are readily available.

If you want a gift for your cat that will occupy him or her for hours, buy a cat Turbo Scratcher by Bergan. And stock up on catnip to sprinkle on the scratcher pad…your cat will be in seventh heaven.

I think Harry is right…cats do give a lot to their humans all year long. I’m sure every cat owner wants to buy their cat a Christmas gift to show their appreciation. And a cat tree is a great gift idea! But I don’t go for the natural look — or for the ordinary. There are plenty of cats, as well as their humans, who would prefer a unique cat tree.

I don’t know any self-respecting cat who would really like using one of those ordinary, blocky-looking, beige-covered cat climbers. And what cat owner wants one of those in their home? Harry’s natural-looking indoor cat trees are better, but if we live inside, why try to pretend we’re outside climbing trees? Your cat can get all the benefits of a cat tree and still be an individual with one of the many unique cat trees available.

I love the whimsical cat trees that look like something out of a fairytale. The mushroom and beanstalk cat trees are covered with a cushy layer of carpeting and sculptured into a fun addition to any room. Or maybe your cat is artistic or minimalist; there are unique cat trees for their (and your) taste, too. Take a look, and buy the perfect gift for your cat this year. There’s still plenty of time before Christmas!

Well, for once Harry and I agree on something — we both like to keep our claws in good shape. But while he likes to do it lying down on one of the cat scratcher beds, I prefer the Bergan Turbo Scratcher. And not just because it’s the most popular, although I do like being au courant. I like it because it has the added appeal of physical activity. It’s so important to stay fit.

So I found this page that tells about Bergan’s cat turbo scratcher. It just makes me want to drag my person out to get one. But as I read on down the page, I saw that Bergan makes other cat products, too. And just look at the Turbo Track cat toy. Why, I could get such a good workout chasing that ball around the track, and I’d have so much fun doing it I’d never realize I was breaking a sweat.

But what I’m really hoping my person will see (I’m leaving this on the computer monitor for her) is the Cosmic Catnip. Oh, I’ve heard about that stuff. It’s the best! My mouth waters just thinking about it. Now don’t jump to conclusions. I’m just a recreational user. I can handle it. I just figure if you’re going to use it, you might as well get the premium stuff.

It’s true that cats who live inside need to have some kind of exercise equipment to help them keep a sleek, sinuous physique. The taller the cat tree, the better, I say. And if it has a nice tall scratching post, it’s even better for stretching the muscles and keeping the claws in good shape. I like having a tree to climb on. But I don’t want it to look like a tree. Goodness, if that’s what I wanted, I’d just live outside…and we know I wouldn’t want to do that. All those bugs and all that dirt. Ewww.

But the usual cat trees you see online or in pet stores are so gauche. Totally not my style. And the poor humans who have to look at those things every day…how boring! I want something out of the ordinary. Something with pizzazz and style. Something that makes people (and other cats) take notice.

I found a pawful of modern cat trees that I just adore. They provide all the features a cat needs to stay physically and mentally stimulated. But they do it with style. Instead of trying to blend into the corner like ordinary cat trees (which never works, since they are such big pieces of cat furniture), they become the focal point of the room. And, really, shouldn’t a cat’s accessories support its role as the center of household life?

The only problem I have with these cat trees I found is that I just can’t decide which I like the best. I have such a complex personality. I like the ones that look like something out of a fairy tale. They are colorful and well-cushioned with carpeting, and they do satisfy my whimsical side. But then there’s the ribbon-shaped one that looks like a piece of sculpture. The flowing shape and the wild color choices appeal to my artistic side. And finally, the Lotus cat tree is simple, calm and serene — purrfect for my yoga and meditation time.

So I don’t know. Maybe I’ll just show these to my person and let her pick one out. Take a look at these unique cat trees and see if you don’t have a hard time deciding, too.

What are your worst cat litter problems? Cat litter odor? Cat litter mess? Cat litter ugliness? You may never have thought about it, but cats hate those things, too. I’ve found a solution with cat litterbox furniture.

I detest the sight of a litterbox — and it just ruins the Feng Shui in a home. And I can’t believe some cats have to do their business right out in the open. The thought makes me shudder. Again, litterbox furniture to the rescue.

Cat furniture litter enclosures make life nicer for the cat and its owner. It looks like a regular piece of furniture, but the bottom section conceals the litterbox. A doorway in one side allows easy access for the cat, and the doors in front open for cleaning. The person gets a pretty addition to the home — which usually includes extra storage for cat toys and litterbox tools — and the cat gets a private place for personal business.

Litterbox furniture helps with cat litter odor control. Since the box is enclosed, it contains the odor. Stray particles of kitty litter stay inside, too, instead of being tracked all over the house. Hidden cat litter boxes are the best thing since dried catnip. And don’t worry that your cat won’t be able to find the box…we’re pretty smart about things like that.

Cat litter furniture comes in all styles, from traditional to rustic, and in many color choices to match your home. It’s so much better than a plain old tacky plastic-covered litterbox in the corner. Check out some of the classy cat litterbox furniture I’ve found.